Howdy everybody! I hope yall are having a blessed day. My name is Dolly aka country music living legend. Some how after my 100th plastic surgery operation I now look like a pomeranian.
Sure I miss my blonde hair and sparkly dresses but I think I still look pretty cute with this fluffy fur coat. I’m definitely getting as much as attention as I used to in my younger days. And no matter what I look like, I still love good country music. In fact my new favorite group is Dallas’ very own Somebody’s Darling. Now the lead singer Amber Farris and I have become very good friends over the last several years and I just adore her voice. When I hear her sing my tail starts a wagging and my tongue just falls out of my mouth. This is music that my mama would have loved! There are so many wanna-be country bands out there but this one is the real deal.
The Dallas Observer (which is also a great bed/bathroom) says that Somebody’s Darling “mergers old-school honky-tonk with pop & soul”. Now if that’s not something to tickle your alt-country bone I don’t know what will. Amber & the boys will be the opening act for Austin band The Band of Heathens tomorrow night. If you love country music as much as me or just like to have a good time, you should come to this show. If you see me there be sure to stop by and say hello to you sweet Dolly! I’m just happy to stop answering questions about my bosom!