Hay evrypuppy! Iz me agin GEORGE the Granada puppy. Life haz been da best! m83 SO GOOD. spiritualized SO GOOD. rockaby SO GOOD. gotta sey dat ive been gitin spoild wit allllll the gr8 shows l8ly! 
N THEN I SAW MY <3 BETHANY IS COMIN BACK 2 C ME! (editors note: June 1st)
oh so happy! cant w8 2 c bb again 
BUT i heard she still is slummin it wif SNACKS THE CAT.
ugh. that makes me pukin sick. wat is with ppl & theyre obseshun wit CATS??? last time i saw bethany we had a nice moment. she gave me a big hug. let me lick her face. i thought she was done with snacks. i git that shes on tour n us dogs can b a lil messy. BUT we r way cuter & more funner. cant belee how famus snacks haz become. he has his own twitter & tumblr page. wtf. whatevs i dont rlly care n e way.
bethany. if u r reading ths. plz know that i love u. pick me over snacks. i’ll be at granada waiting for u. ill take a nice doggy bath b4 so i smell nice & clean when you come.
(Editors note: Best Coast & Snacks the Cat will be live at the Granada Theater Friday, June 1st. You can buy your tickets online here. Please leave your dogs at home and not around a computer.)